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#3 Hulu Film in 2022: Prey

https://youtu.be/wZ7LytagKlc 7/10 Since I’ve become accustomed to getting excited for movies, only to be extremely disappointed when they fail me to differing degrees (“Don’t Look Up”, last year’s “West Side Story”), I always love when I expect a film viewing experience to let me down, only to be shockingly and pleasantly surprised when I enjoyed … Continue reading #3 Hulu Film in 2022: Prey

#90 Film in 2022: Orphan: First Kill

https://youtu.be/_uX6of3vBu0 5/10 I re-watched the 2009 horror movie “Orphan” and despite a strong cast and and interesting twist, that movie does not hold up well. The movie made a profit and basically doubled what it cost to make, ensuring an inevitable sequel, prequel or remake. However, it took 13 years for this prequel to materialize … Continue reading #90 Film in 2022: Orphan: First Kill

#88 Film in 2022: DC League of Super-Pets

https://youtu.be/1jkw2JPCl18 2.5/10 Recognizable superheroes that both kids and adults know, famous A-list celebrity talent and cute animals that children love. On paper “DC League of Super-Pets” should be a smash hit that grosses “Minions” levels of money. So why has this movie barely cleared $80 million in the United States and is still roughly $30 … Continue reading #88 Film in 2022: DC League of Super-Pets

#1 Amazon Studios Film in 2022: Cinderella

https://youtu.be/4fksUXIdtoY 1.5/10 Rated PG for “Pretty Gay”, the latest, wokest version of the Cinderella classic might very well be the worst. There are at least 70+ adaptations of this story over the years and while I have only seen a fraction, never has one been so miserable to sit through. Before I explain why this … Continue reading #1 Amazon Studios Film in 2022: Cinderella

#87 Film in 2022: Spin Me Round

https://youtu.be/ZrfmRnCs5SQ 6/10 An odd but memorable movie, “Spin Me Round” follows Amber (Alison Brie, who also co-writes) as she wins an all-expenses-paid trip to Italy through the Oliver Garden-esque restaurant she works for. What starts as a seemingly normal and generic trip devolves into chaos, conspiracy and maybe even murder. “Spin Me Round” indeed spins … Continue reading #87 Film in 2022: Spin Me Round